Adam Ant Wants to be Reincarnated as a Horny Snail

The latest victim—err, participant—in Clash Music’s often-hilarious “Last Day on Earth” feature was none other than Adam Ant. When asked about how he would spend his final 24 hours on the planet, Ant gave the expected “I’d like to meet my dad in Heaven” and “eat ice cream” answers. Then he unloaded some classic Prince Charming quips.

What would be the after-dinner entertainment?

I’d have a burlesque show with Dita Von Teese. Or the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

How would you like to die?

Quickly and on the job. And you can interpret that any way you like!

If you could be resurrected the next day, what would you come back as?

Either a seagull, because they fly really well — they can actually catch food in mid-air — or a snail, because they’re hermaphrodite and they copulate for six months.

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